Friday, May 28, 2010

Growing drinking utensils.

It is amazing what grows in and around my house. Weeds, spiders, thorns, flowers. But most amazing of all are the glasses and mugs. I am not quite sure I have seen this phenomena anywhere else.

As I leave the living room I take a look around to make sure all the shelves and stands are free of dishes, cups, etc. A few minutes later I go back to the same room and presto! there are three drinking classes in various spots.

Sometimes I open the cupboard where my cups are and there, almost grinning in a cheshire cat moment, is a cup I have never seen before. How it got there is an utter mystery to me, except that I am now convinced I grow these cups and glasses.

They appear by every bed in the house, by every chair, on every table, on top of the piano and nearly anywhere a cup can sit. New ones appear by the sink, in the cupboards and worst of all, on the car floor.

I thought perhaps I should call the CDC in Atlanta to see what can be done about this spreading virus type epidemic. But that seems harsh.

Undoubtedly, there are faeries at work here. I am going to keep an eye open. More on that later.

Meanwhile, if you need a cup, stop on in - I probably have one.

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